it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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