That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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