Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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