I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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