Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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