The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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