I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Houston, we have a squirter
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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