So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize