You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Randomize
