It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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