Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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