We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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