Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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