Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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