Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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