hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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