I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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