i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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