Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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