Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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