It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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