Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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