If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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