Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize