On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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