Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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