piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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