dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Damn victory sex feels great
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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