No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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