I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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