so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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