i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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