I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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