I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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