So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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