we made out on top of his cat.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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