that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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