How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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