i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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