After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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