We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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