She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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