i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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