I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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