I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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