last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
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but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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