batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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