I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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