Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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