haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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