the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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