Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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