I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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