Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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